Hey guys

time-sponges:

stantanic:

chicken nugger

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

(via chickennagitos)

tobefairitismyonlyweakness:

askfuturedave:

thiefofspades:

frackyvengero:

I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T

AND SAID

NO

THIS WILL NOT DO

THIS WILL NOT DO

I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.

Every time I see this on my dash I smile.

Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.

baking is manly as hell

bro is this you

THIS IS AMAZING

(Source: thatgirlsamm, via mathmaticalinduction)

myotishi:

doodling while uee finishes her homework

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oliboobs:

Drawing my fictional girlfriends all day every day

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authorialhooves:

Pretty much this.

Anyone else love how Gamzee keeps showing up and just being completely befuddled by everything?

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giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

(Source: nemoi, via chickennagitos)

acompesdivision:

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

Accurate.

(Source: christiantheatheist, via sisshi)